Oh my gosh. That looks so painful. Have you been hibernating at home? I mean, how do you explain that to your cashier at the grocery store? I fainted when my cervix was overstimulated? Sorry, I am really tickled right now.
ok, i'm not laughing at you...i'm laughing at the thought of how you explain how you got your shiner to the average joe or the friendly & concerned church member. "oh, it happened at my gyno appointment..." i hope it doesn't hurt anymore! (your head, that is...i mean, i hope the other doesn't hurt either, but that's way too much information...)
oh, so not laughing! but you might just take a sharpie and write DON'T ASK across your forehead. on the bright side, nobody is going to mess with you tough mama!
Bless your heart. When I was in middle school I was going to try out for cheerleader. I was at the clinic and volunteered to do a shoulder sit on the sponsor's shoulders. She ducked her head and I was supposed to jump off, next thing I know I am in the nurse's office. I forgot to bend my knees and landed flat on my face on the gym floor. So I can completely relate!
Michelle, I agree with CourtneyS and that I am laughing really hard at Amanda's comment. A couple of funny retorts come to mind, but none appropriate to put in a comment. If you are bored you could go to Macy's, Dillards or Nordstrom's and ask for a makeover and tell all kinds of wild made up stories. When Roy and I were first married, we lived in an apartment where the door to the bedroom opended out instead of into the room. We came home late one night and the door was partially open and I didn't see it and I ran right into it and yes, I had a huge blackeye. Of course no one believed I had run into a door, but I really did.
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Oh my goodness girl! I don't even know what to say, except I'm so sorry!
Oh my gosh. That looks so painful. Have you been hibernating at home? I mean, how do you explain that to your cashier at the grocery store? I fainted when my cervix was overstimulated? Sorry, I am really tickled right now.
Oh, girl! I am so sorry! Praying for a really quick recovery for you!
I just want to take a huge package of ice to you and give you a big hug! Poor thing :{
KIm
ok, i'm not laughing at you...i'm laughing at the thought of how you explain how you got your shiner to the average joe or the friendly & concerned church member. "oh, it happened at my gyno appointment..." i hope it doesn't hurt anymore! (your head, that is...i mean, i hope the other doesn't hurt either, but that's way too much information...)
oh, so not laughing! but you might just take a sharpie and write DON'T ASK across your forehead. on the bright side, nobody is going to mess with you tough mama!
Wow! Oh, wow! And I giggled the other day when Doug said that he called you and you said that you had hit your head. . . tee hee hee
LMS
I'm trying really hard not to laugh out loud at Amanda's comment - not so much at your eye!
What a tough mom! I hope it doesn't hurt too much!
Bless your heart. When I was in middle school I was going to try out for cheerleader. I was at the clinic and volunteered to do a shoulder sit on the sponsor's shoulders. She ducked her head and I was supposed to jump off, next thing I know I am in the nurse's office. I forgot to bend my knees and landed flat on my face on the gym floor. So I can completely relate!
OH MY GOSH!
Oh my! Michelle, I'm so sorry!
Michelle, I agree with CourtneyS and that I am laughing really hard at Amanda's comment. A couple of funny retorts come to mind, but none appropriate to put in a comment. If you are bored you could go to Macy's, Dillards or Nordstrom's and ask for a makeover and tell all kinds of wild made up stories. When Roy and I were first married, we lived in an apartment where the door to the bedroom opended out instead of into the room. We came home late one night and the door was partially open and I didn't see it and I ran right into it and yes, I had a huge blackeye. Of course no one believed I had run into a door, but I really did.
Bless your heart! That's a real shiner.
Glad you are okay and didn't knock yourself completely out. Your boys are precious!
Thanks for the laugh Amanda, but how about this response...
"Oh, this? This is what happens when your cervix gets overstilmulated!"
Talk about a good abstinence message!
Sorry Michelle! You should balance it out with a little blue eyeshadow for the other eye!
Christine
what in the world happened?? Ouch!!!
No. Stinkin. Way.
poor baby :) Today is your birthday according to facebook, so happpppyyy birthday little momma!! Love youu!!
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